Tuesday, September 4, 2007

#*&^ AFK'ers

*Pissy Post* Why do people go AFK in battlegrounds? Just so they can soak up honor and leech off everyone else. It really pisses me off. You know what would be awesome? If I could do some type of Matrix’ish computer warp from my house to the house of people going AFK in AV’s. A tale of Amazingness: John Doe is sitting there in his room(Probably watching Baywatch getting his jollies….to David Hasslehoff), letting a macro occasionally hit the jump bar for him so he doesn’t log out of wow or get booted from his AV Game. Mr.Doe is so enthralled by the half naked men(Im pretty sure all AFK’ers are gay) he doesn’t see my Uber cool computer warp trick as I materialize in his room. I instantly start beating the crap out of his computer until it is an unrecognizable heap of sparking rubble. The whole time John is screaming like a bitch and must be knocked unconscious with his own keyboard. On my way out of his room I pause to check out a scene of Pamela Anderson running down the beach, then head down stairs. I guess I would probably swing by the living room to make out with John Doe’s Mom before heading to the airport to catch my flight home. I hate AFK’ers much more than this but I tried to make my tale as PG-13 as I could, My first draft was much worse which included the use of bodily fluids. Seriously though, over the weekend having 10-15 people AFK per AV was normal(See screenshots). I know horde have the same problem as alliance so it’s not necessarily that the AFK’ers are causing losses it’s just the fact that they are piggybacking on my honor grind, and that’s crap. I don’t want to run AV for hours and hours over and over again but I do so I can get the gear to use in Arena’s. Why should John Doe get to sit there and not do anything and get the bonus honor? I hope blizzard finds a way to strip people of their honor points if they were AFK the whole battle. Here is my favorite screen shot I took of AV this weekend. Almost EVERYONE was AFK , notice there is 4 of us going on offense. I can’t remember…..but im almost positive we didn’t win that one. Repair Bill for AV this weekend. 13g

4 comments:

Bacon said...

amen brother. i hate em too. those bums cost me a few wins this weekend. If you're going to afk, run your character to a contested gy, let the horde kill you, and take the timed rez. Hopefully within that 12-15 mins we have won or lost the AV.

Raydz said...

Good call man,
I was almost driven into an incredible hulk type of rage this weekend by them.

Oakensledge said...

Omg I just hate it when people automate things in the game to gain an advantage over those others who truly work for it. Like botters.

Raydz said...

Word man, f those guys 2.